I hope I can give her strength when she needs it. Man, all they do is cry and cry and cry, twenty-four seven. (Pause.) I guess he noticed how lost and scared I looked, because he gestured for me to hide with him. Oh, my gracious, oh dear. Youre in the classroom and the one kid you absolutely detest, walks up to you and asks to borrow your pencil. I liked them at first until I looked through the lenses and realized they made my thighs look like swollen sausages, the kind they only sell in bulk at Costco. And mom all of a sudden acted concerned and felt my forehead to see if I was sick. He is definitely the coolest kid in school. When the lifeguards yelled, we would just nod and laugh it off. You can have that power bar youve been eyeing on your desk, and I can go ride my skateboard for the next hour. So, tell me is the darkness safe or dangerous? I tried to seek out therapy for the first time during my senior year of high school. [Gopher] If I was you I'd think about skiddaddling out of here. Third Place Winner! I mean, Im not suicidal or anything. Now lets get this over with. Back when the teachers would only discipline the ones who deserved it, not the innocent ones. A chance Dad might finally come back? At first I just thought it was a sick senior prank or something, since it was pretty close to the end of the year, so I just disregarded all the commotion but then I heard Ms. Neilson shouting for everyone to get under the tables. For commercial rights and other inquiries, please contact us. You deserve more than a daughter like me. Rabbit: When you bounced Eeyore into the river! Brock: Okay. But then again, I gotta be honest. I don't mind the leaves that are leaving. Those thirteen years together have blessed my life. 8. Even in death, Im the dumb blonde. I was only 18 at the time. And the first person he thought of was -Winnie the Pooh? Until at last he said to Rabbit in a rather sticky voice: Well, good bye, if you're sure you won't have any more. When you finally think she is done she just links what she is talking about to something else! I know she saw the end coming, but she kept folding. By: Evelin Rienzo, Age 13, Florida USA Description: A teen explains why they are a thief. I have five stitches. Smelly. But every time I try to do something with my teeth I get shooed out. I cant believe it. Christopher Robin, I have come to a very important decision. I hear his truck roll up, and the crunch of gravel under his feet. And after, you follow the river of job, money, family, mistakes, money, good stories, retirement money, money and then some more money, then you have grandkids and die. I had a note, but couldnt think of anyone to give it to. Well, I didn't mean a little larger small helping. Im really fine. This paper that will destroy my GPA. My husband James didnt like it. By:Lillian Orr, Age 12, South Carolina, USA Gender:Female Genre:Dramatic Description:Snow White explains her predicament to the seven dwarves. Yes, ice-cold crystal-clear water for the whole country! Ive been thin all my life. Genre: Dramatic. Kind of rolls off the tongue, doesnt it? I was just minding my own business. I thought Id be alone, sneaking out this late. Would you like condensed milk, or honey on your bread? As Maya Angelou says, You may write me down in history with your bitter twisted lines. As in goofball. THE DARKNESS HAS COME TO CLAIM ME! This was simply a scientific study. My mom always says that I have the benefits of the American dream, blessed with the Polish work ethic! Shes dead to me starting now. I would like to share one of my favorite memories of her and I, when I first met her and found the love of my life, I instantly knew that we were meant to be together, and I told that other man that was looking at you Back off shes mine. And it was true. Its a home run ball, but it broke up a no-hitter alright. Barb, how is Dave? We listened to Gloria Gaynor the whole ride home as I cried. But she insisted that it was all just coincidence and Jessica said that she would help me cover the cost of the dress. Happiness, that ends up dead on the side of the road. Thats for them to ask you, just shut up and sit down, you silly human being. I also help elders get up when they fall downafter I push them. In fact, I cant remember a day when it wasnt my 21st birthday. (Medusa is amused at Perseus looking at the statues surrounding him) Dont be scared, they cant hurt you. Back in the day, if we wanted to go to space, we had to build our own rocket ship. Which most dogs are. That water has been everywhere: icebergs from the ages before humanity, the river Caesar crossed, a poisoned well from the Middle Ages, the glasses on the Titanic. No. Oh, that's his name up there, "Trespassers Will", that's short for aTrespassers William. You know what I need? Was it Carl? The most deafening moment was JFKs birthday in 1962. She had lots of friends and took the Nicest Student award away from me in the fifth grade, and I was so angry that I squeezed glue in her cubby, which showed how nice I really was. Last night I googled stuff about psychologists. One time, we even planned out how we would make a business together. For me its like something I want is sitting on a golden platter but I cant touch it. So, my mum and I finally found one another again and she asked me if I had eaten anything and I said, Just six pomegranate seeds. Then she said No! I tried to wash off as much as I could in the bathroom, but its still there, as you can see. Youve thought so much that the big black blanket is now suffocating you. My life sucks. I was just thinking about the first day of quarantine. Birds are so much freer than any person I know. He's Winnie the Pooh VSCO girls? Do you want to get into college or not!? Christopher Robin! Ive found that in the classes where I sit next to a friend, I do much better. Now, some people would have panicked, but thats not who I am. I think life just might be a fairytale! At a time like this, she is just sitting there reading? I mean whats next, manta ray steamed vegetables? Oh OK, now Im causing a scene? You know whats causing a scene? It was a time of great excitement. No more depression. You find comfort in it like a big black blanket wrapped around you. I feel our connection has been lost and I have fallen for someone else. I mean just because its my first major audition doesnt mean I should worry. Ive me work to do! Deandre Baker Contract, There are worse things. I know the right thing and I have to do it. By: Amira Reid, Age 16, Ontario, Canada Description: A teen talks to her mom about how her life is far from normal. (Clears throat. Beyond Borders Organization, I know just the thing. It took about a roll of paper towels to clear away the bloodand tears if Im being honest. You could have informed me before Im in the middle of the ocean, Mr. President! Charlie from science, right? Taking pictures of me, invading my privacy. Those moments Ill never forget, and theyll always be ours. Rabbit: They always take longer than you think. Not sure how, but it could be." -Eeyore "Never trust a cloud, I always say." -Eeyore "It's not much of a tail, but I'm sort of attached to it." -Eeyore "Don't bustle me. Tiggers love parties! (pause) We are going to be together for a long time, so you should know a little about my life and how it is we are together. First Place Winner! What things you may ask? I just needed somebody to tell me what was wrong with me. I mean, she works like a, uh oh, whats the word? Pooh: You can keep anything in it; it's very useful like that, and I wanted to ask you---. They would run their hands over my rich, smooth mahogany surface, but no one bothered to actually open me up. Honey! Its not even the most boring part of my class yet! Wait, what? You stayed up late with me looking at the stars. Your ignorance has driven me to my breaking point! No. And this scar? Ill be there early. Heres a memento I brought back from space. Mom had hidden dads whiskey and he couldnt find it. All-red Puzzle, Im not an armrest, IM A HUMAN BEING! Third Place Winner! Then of course Baby Erk had to drop into our home. So much and I would do almost anything to get back to it all. The night birds are singing and the cicadas are humming along. Hamlet, "Hamlet": Act I, Scene 2. That is the basic questions you ask your husbands parents, right? So, this shouldnt come as a surprise. Pretty soon I heard voices in their room. Thank you. What confuses me most is that girls genuinely think guys can decipher what they say. That little Americana she must have perfect skin. No, no mom and dad know I wont be out for a minute. Well, Im great! Now just take your hands off the gun and put them on the table where I can see them or the watch gets it. (Singing) But he is mine, he is mine. In the Winnie-the-Pooh books, Eeyore is a miserable, pessimistic donkey who spends his time wallowing around his riverbank, worrying and complaining. No that cant be it. I tell her about whats going to happen in her future, and I tell her that I miss the past. There, I said it. So, salad, or pizzasalad or pizza. Thats why I was almost relieved when I was placed in regular math classes this year. The lines of this piece are noted as having been written by the character Eeyore from Milne's famous Winnie-the-Pooh stories and poems. And oh yeah, she likes the Rolling Stones. Hey did I ever tell you that you remind me of my dog? You like to believe that people think youre a little miss pink perfect cake pop doll, but youre not that. Give me that salad. I told her the whole story and that I didnt know how I could get out. It is from Eeyore's perspective that the speaker is talking. At first, its like heaven opened up and sent you this thing, this incredible, furry, loveable thing. I just want to say to them, Look you little two-timing molded fruit cakes, I am NOT obsessed with celebrities! The truth is, I only in love with ONE! Dad, I wish you could have seen it! A little bit gross. This summer the air conditioner broke in our SUV so shes been rolling down the windows, but that isnt stopping her from singing at the top of her lungs. Go find someone else you can trick into going all mushy and stupid only to have his heart torn out and smashed like a wine glass at a Jewish wedding. But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers. Second Place Winner! I had so many things planned, and it was supposed to be the best day ever. What should I say? By: Louis McCartney, Age 17, Northern Ireland Description: Marilyn Monroe talks at her own funeral about three important moments in her life. I'm unraveling! Im in the lobby practicing while I wait. Hes typing!! Stop it, MOM, you cant call me at work anymore. She literally loved it to death. So, you go. All Im asking is that you try to live a life without her. (Grabs the paper and crumbles it up) Why is this so dang hard!!!! And its weird, because its not like it hurts to say that. I read the novel, but this question doesnt make any sense. How can you be angry with her right now? And Our kind what is that supposed to mean?! Well, I just married Charlies brother after that, he was the richer one anywayAre you married, dear? And Im gonna be okay. (Speaking to camera.) Come and visit the set, Bob says, See how weve brought your story to life. Well, I walk in and theres sand everywhere and it looks like a holiday brochure for Tunisia. If you fought well, you were guaranteed a spot in the next one. He's Winnie the Pooh The first time I remember being physically hurt I was probably 7 or 8, and I was on a bicycle. Those three-hour calls only just starting at midnight. Melissa, how are your girls? The turkey was great. If what Tigger said was true, and there really were Heffalumps and Woozles about, there was only one thing to do; take drastic precautions to protect his precious honey. Can I tell you something? Like Godzilla couldnt evenokay not the time. (Picks herself up.) Im never going to be a dancer; Im never going to do the only thing that I was meant to do. You know, the kind of monster that records a fight rather than breaking it up? By: Clara Fields, Age 15, Iowa, USA Description: A teen relates to her mother what summers were like before a global pandemic. Honestly, Im starting to develop insecurities.Its easy to think that everyones always watching you when sometimes, everyone is. My Love Charlie, I miss you. But different does not always mean bad. Were all innocent, I tell ya. Like if you wear makeup, you know you look good. Roo: Gee, do we have to? There is no single pattern of rhyme that unites them although there are many instances of rhyme, both half and full rhyme. And why on earth is-oh, its in a cast. Most surprising of all though, people started whipping out their money to buy the tickets from ME. But he wont believe that everyone says that. I will eventually breaka lot of people do. Oh, bother. He had you all fooled. What happened to us? Its not that I dont think Im beautiful, I do sometimes. Pick that up, well need it later (Suddenly surprised. The pitcher winds up and throws again. My birthday balloon? You thought the cheating would stop after I went to college? In the deep soil of the Mother Earth. The school Ive been dreaming about since I was a little kid. I know, but its not my fault. But I decided to call roadside assistance to get my car towed and have Haley come pick me up and not let it ruin the day. This reminds me of the party we once gave my great uncle Robert. By: Jordan Dittamo, Age 12, Virginia, USA Description: A mother wants her daughter to stop reading and help out around the house. But if it doesnt, I can add in some of the confidential ingredients. By: Tesia Hennessy, Age 15, South Carolina, USA Description: A teen is frustrated that their parent doesnt accept them despite all theyve done to try to conform. But, just a minute! Not because I dont show it, but because they dont bother looking for it. She keeps a fire extinguisher in the kitchen and everything. Birds dont stop themselves from flying wherever they want because theyre scared. Jessie! I wasnt what he needed me to be. When we came into the class, he would give out a worksheet with instructions on the board. You need to pay me now! 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